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Joke of the Day
"How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac? Two, then one, then none"
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"You know what's worse than your tribal tattoo? The story about why you got it."
"Some people say Glenn Frey got pneumonia from the cold... But that can't be true because he said the Heat is On."
"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? a pilot"
"Not sure if it's still too soon after the shooting, but.... Do you think JFK ever said ""I need another parade like I need another hole in the head""?"
"Is your business interested in reaching a larger and wider audience? Pm me for my ex wife's email address"
"What did the Reddit using CVS cashier say about the man buying condoms after he left... ...this guy fucks."
"Ever hear the joke about the 3 Irish guys who left the pub? No? Neither have I."
"Why do black people only have nightmares? We shot the only one with a dream."
"""Don't put it on my plate if you don't want me to eat it!"" - me to my kid, who's crying because I ate the playdoh burger he put on my plate"