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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? A hippo weighs a ton while a zippo is a little lighter."

"Why I Consider Myself A Jokester Jokes are much more acceptable in society than moles."

"Good news! That lump I found in my breast turned out to be a Skittle."

"I'm never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken..."

"I replied ""maybe"" to your facebook event out of respect for the inherent uncertainty of life's journey."

"HELLO POLICE, MY SON JUST TAUGHT CUT TO A LEGENDARY POKEMON I WANT HIM TRIED AS AN ADULT"

"According to my mom, Michael Jackson died again. #RIPPrince"

"What did the masturbator say when returning the porn that his friend let him borrow? [OC] Thanks, came in handy!"

"People admit to shopping for their girlfriends/wives all the time... but when I do it I get busted for ~~prostitution~~ human trafficking."

"What's the connection between the Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper? They both travel around Uranus looking for Klingons."