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Joke of the Day

"HELLO POLICE, MY SON JUST TAUGHT CUT TO A LEGENDARY POKEMON I WANT HIM TRIED AS AN ADULT"

"Do you know if pigs have periods?' Are you kidding me? What idiot would keep a pig until she's 14?'"

"This just popped in my head... What's a mexican's favorite Disney movie? Mow lawn. Sorry."

"Was very hungry when I made a wish to the genie I found in a lamp and I had a Freudian slip and now I'm a chicken magnet"

"What was the name of the heaviest man in china? Won ton"

"My name is jafar, I came from afar, I got a bomb in my car, Allah Uakbar"

"A mate of mine held up a sign that said 'BNAG'... I said, ""That's bang out of order!"""

"I shall final no more forever. -Schooling Bull"

"Why did the leper crash his car? He left his foot on the accelerator."

"Sinead O'Connor has been found safe... She'd been missing for 7 hours and 15 days."