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Joke of the Day
"HELLO POLICE, MY SON JUST TAUGHT CUT TO A LEGENDARY POKEMON I WANT HIM TRIED AS AN ADULT"
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"""PIZZA"" IS ACTUALLY AN ANAGRAM... P - PLEASUREFUL I - INTERESTING Z - CANT THINK OF ONE Z - CANT THINK OF ONE A - ""AGG""-CELLENT"
"Wife sneezed... ... and told me she was allergic to my hotness. My response: so do you break out in sex?"
"Today I was asked if the guy that put up the blinds... was a blind installer. I said, 'Nope, he could see.'"
"ATTN FILMMAKERS: Is it possible the future won't be colored a bleak greenish gray with constant rain, or are you really sure of this?"
"What do you call a stealthy gay guy? A fruit Ninja"
"Yo Mamma is So Fat..... when she moons people, they turn into werewolves....."
"The word resume has fireworks coming out of it to help with the pronunciation yet we're left to fend for ourselves with colonel?"
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton get in a car wreck, who survives? America."
"Get out of any speeding ticket by assuring the officer that you're already miserable and adequately beaten down by life."