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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you racist."
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"Cat: ""What did you get him for his birthday?"" Dog: ""Pant . . . pant!"" Cat: ""Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"""
"A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head... the bartender said, ""Can I help you?"" and the duck said, ""Yeah, get this guy off my ass."""
"Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I get myself new clothes. They smell a little bit but at least they're free."
"Pft damn police.... The lady down the street stands in her window naked watching me jerk off and *I'm* the pervert."
"A guy walks into a bar wearing plastic wrap pants... The bartender says ""Whoa there buddy, just turn around and leave - I can clearly see you're nuts!"""
"What's the nastiest part about having sex with someone's grandma? Well, that DependsTM"
"One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, He said ""here's a picture of me when I was younger."" I responded ""Every picture is of you when you were younger."" -Mitch Hedberg"
"Did you hear about the naked guy swimming in the river in Paris? He was in Seine"
"If I could time travel, I'd make sure the guy who made up the word Walkie-Talkie got to name more things."