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Joke of the Day
"I'm never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken..."
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"Hey girl is your name Karl Marx? Cuz you're starting an uprising in my lower classes"
"What do you call a fish that is good for your bones? An orthopedic sturgeon. :D ?"
"Have you heard the one about the successful black man? Neither have I! I hope this isn't a repost. I made this joke, but I wouldn't be surprised if somebody else thought of it before me."
"People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people."
"Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Neither did she."
"I should really stop getting stoned before I shower. I think I just washed my hair 16 times."
"I walked into a shop yesterday... 14 stitches."
"Bad news. I just held a test strip in my Twitter stream, and it turns out you're all pregnant."
"I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."