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Joke of the Day

"Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so quickly? They squealed on each other."

"Fact: it's impossible to look tough while getting a snack from a vending machine. You're all, ""Wheeee! A tiny bag of Cheetos!"""

"I can't even imagine what people did at red lights before cellphones."

"What do Coors Light and having sex in a canoe have in common? They're both too fucking close to water."

"We come into this world with nothing... Then we die and our wife gets everything. ;-.>"

"I hate when people try to make small talk on the elevator. ""How's it going?"", ""How about the weather?"", ""Where are your pants?""."

"Where does a prostitute go to rat out her pimp? To a hoe-tell."

"So, my girlfriend is a porn star . . . . . . she is going to be SO pissed when she find out."

"Doctor's Office Roses are red Violets are blue I have an uncomfortable Bladder issue"

"What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!"