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Joke of the Day
"Doctor's Office Roses are red Violets are blue I have an uncomfortable Bladder issue"
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"i don't know why people think women are weak... well hell pots and pans are heavy"
"The completely inane bullshit I read on my phone doesn't deserve the super intense face I make while staring at it."
"There was a kidnapping in my school today. Thank god he woke up."
"[God, creating pigeons] Make them pace back and forth like a lawyer."
"Q: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A: A receding hare-line."
"a good dentist and a bad dentist finds out about a new candy store opening good dentist: oh man, i hope the people who go there brush and floss regularly bad dentist: ALRIGHT!!! job security!"
"Me: Have fun on your date. Son: What if she drinks too much, or gets high? Me: You really aren't my kid are you?"
"Why did the mortgage broker go out of business? ...because he lost interest."
"Sorry, page 2 of Google searches."