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Joke of the Day

"What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!"

"What do college fish study? Algae brah... I know it sucks but it was the only joke I've ever come up with!"

"What do Swimming and Masturbation have in common? You have to get through a lot of fluid to find the perfect stroke."

"A jumper cable walks into a bar... The bartender says ""I'll serve you, but dont start anything!"""

"What can you tell your dog but not your girlfriend? Sit down and beg There are a million answers to this. Come on reddit, make my day better."

"[interview] ""Says here, you like to master debate in your free time?"" ""Yeah, sorry, that's a typo"""

"Forget solar and wind, America should figure out a way to power itself on internet backlash and mock outrage."

"What do you call toddlers who are dictators? Dictator Tots"

"A skeleton walks into a bar... and asks for a beer and a mop."

"What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener? Water me lawn"