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Joke of the Day

"I know it's ""cool"" to make fun of celebrities, but the Bieber jokes need to stop. That's somebody's daughter."

"What do two owl brothers say when they are carrying something? To me, to hoo."

"Don't forget when you're tanning nude in your backyard that someone is zooming in on you from google earth satellite. You're welcome."

"Someone on the New England Patriots is getting fired Whoever forgot to deflate the 12th ball"

"How much for the soulmate? Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos."

"Why should you buy Adrian Peterson sun screen? Because it is very strong at beating the son."

"Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes? Because you only get out what you pudding."

"Dwayne Johnson's new television show on the food network Can you cook what The Rock is smelling?"

"My Favorite Joke as a Kid. ""What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?"" The Taste!"

"Ladies If it takes you more than a hour to get ready, then you ain't as cute as you think you are"