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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home."
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"An Amnesiac Walks Into... An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, ""So, do I come here often?"""
"Jokes on you hot chick at the bar who gave me a radio station's phone number I just won Harlem Globetrotter tickets and a Bud Light poncho."
"What do you call someone who won't get off your lawn? A grasshole."
"How are Pornstars paid? Income"
"Remember kids, those light up sneakers won't seem so cool when wolves are chasing you through the woods at night."
"I try to use proper grammar and punctuation in all of my tweets, until I'm about to go over the 140 character limit...& den u no how it b."
"I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me."
"About a month before he died, my grandmother covered my grandfather's back with lard. After that, he went downhill very quickly."
"What do you call a Communist Mexican? A Gaucho Marxist"