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Joke of the Day

"One time I fell asleep on a pile of change. When I woke up, my face looked like Mount Rushmore. (This isn't so much a joke as just something that happened.)"

"Why is Shield Commander Nck Fury upset With another eye missing he can't see a thing. He has officially become *Removes sunglasses Blind Fury"

"Best anti joke ever Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question? A:........."

"Why does ISIS wear condoms when they have sex? So they can fuck two goats at once!"

"Some people might find a grown man talking to himself strange, & it's probably the couple sitting next to me."

"I was working on a new rape joke, but i couldn't get the punchline to flow right. It just came off sounding too forced."

"You can't go by good looks as not everything is as it seems. Remember The Trojan Horse, Snow White's apple and your ex."

"If you're a registered sex offender, do you get a discount?"

"I picked up a hitchhiker. You gotta when you hit them."

"Double limb transplants are so expensive They cost an arm and leg"