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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob She's allergic to nuts"
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"[Spelling bee] Your word is Monogamous. M-O-N-O-T-O-N-O-U-S *2 Judges stare at each other* 1st judge *nods* 2nd judge: ""We'll allow it"""
"If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch is all of them I feel you"
"Everyone at my funeral gets a stun gun. The last person standing gets all my stuff."
"What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick? Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican."
"Mad scientist- Checks for Labs Bartender- Checks for Tabs Boxer- Checks for Jabs Uber- Checks for Cabs Your back - Checks for Stabs"
"I'm on a seefood diet I see food and I eat it."
"Going fishing with my mates who all have the flu. I hope I catch something!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ? Bean working very hard today !"
"Bill Gates has now donated enough money to charity that he lost his billionaire status. He now goes by Mill Gates."