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Joke of the Day

"If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch is all of them I feel you"

"Tried to get my 7 year old cousin to play Hungry Hungry Hippos but the fences at the zoo are really high."

"I went to Premature Ejaculators Anonymous but nobody was there. I guess I came too soon."

"its simple....yet horrific Want to hear a clean joke? The boy took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a man."

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The Bartender says, ""Hey, Rene, you want a scotch?"" Descartes replies, ""No, I think not."" And then he vanishes. No dice."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool."

"What's the difference between a trump supporter and a newly adopted Siberian husky? The dog has the mental fortitude to realize he's just gotten owned by a Russian."

"A man goes to his doctors who is partially deaf. Man: ""Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a volt!"" Doctor: ""You feel like a watt?"""

"Ke$ha is what all drunk white girls look like to drunk black dudes."

"What do you call a German jerk? Deutschebag"