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Joke of the Day

"I'm on a seefood diet I see food and I eat it."

"When u r married When you are single you see happy couple every where, . But . When u r married . you see Happy Singles every where........................."

"how do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? You take away their tiny brooms."

"*Young Jesus plays with food* Mary: you're not playing until you finish your bread and fish! *ugh* *touches food* *it multiplies* NOOOOOO!!!"

"Why is the ocean salty? Because the land doesn't wave back."

"A blind guy walks into a bar... And into a table.. and a chair..."

"What kind of meat do priests eat? Nun."

"I'm off to a 3yr olds party. There'll be tears, tantrums and throwing up on the carpet. But enough about me, Im sure the kids will have fun."

"What sort of a car has your dad got? I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas."

"2 deer walk out of bar... One says to the other, ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there."""