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Joke of the Day
"Going fishing with my mates who all have the flu. I hope I catch something!"
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"Welcome to the Alzheimer's information support page... ...please enter your 17 digit password."
"I got new neighbors today, I hope they like my music as much as the last 9 families did."
"I'll do unspeakable things to you, baby, like vqtkjx and zqkpmr."
"My daughter wanted me to be a mime for her birthday party. I was speechless."
"What is grey and comes in quarts? An elephant"
"What do kids like to eat in the playground? Recess Pieces."
"They told me I would miss my family. I never miss at close range."
"Dude got his foot cut off, poor guy had to give up drinking milk. He lacked toes."
"[Spelling Bee] Judge: Your word is 'babe' Bee: B-A-E J: Sorry. There's another 'B' Bee: WHAT! WHERE? *goes crazy* *stings Judge* *dies*"