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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Well it don't matter i ain't coming anyway!"
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"What did the engineer say to the flood? Dam!"
"[stacks of books on floor] Impressive, son. [son places pizza on one stack, soda & cookies on others] ""Yep; perfect height"" [turns on Xbox]"
"What is a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant? Long John Silvers."
"How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers? Because I think it makes perfect scents."
"An artilleryman says what? What? Right. What? What. He says what. What?"
"How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? you knock on the door."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. The hard part is getting them into the light bulb."
"Did you hear about the microbiologist who travelled around the world? He was a man of many cultures"
"Cashier: ""Look at all this candy! You're going to have a lot of happy kids this Halloween"" Me: ""It's Halloween?"""