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Joke of the Day

"(bet ya never heard this one) Your mama so slutty.... she gobbles more balls than hungry hungry hippos"

"Call me crazy, but I kinda like the way people look with their lips cut off"

"And your 2015 Miss Universe is Columbia! -Steve Harvey"

"S&M My wife and I are into S&M. She goes to Sleep, I Masturbate."

"So much rosemary. So little thyme."

"If my mouth could get pregnant, an entire box of fudge-pops would be taking paternity tests."

"Proof that road construction workers are lazy They're always just [milling](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavement_milling) about!"

"Investment question If a leopard and a cheetah both had companies, which stock should you buy? A: The leopard's, because cheetahs never prosper."

"I am just a boy, standing in front of a milkshake, wondering by what sorcery it beckoned me to this yard"

"I prevented a rape today I gave my consent."