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Joke of the Day

"(bet ya never heard this one) Your mama so slutty.... she gobbles more balls than hungry hungry hippos"

"Teacher to Student Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I am here. What sentence seemingly appropriate makes you burst into laughter?"

"What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society"

"When are they going to drug test the audience of ""The Price Is Right.""? No one should be that happy."

"These drawstring pajama pants practically fall down when I don't tie them, so I guess another piece of birthday cake is in order."

"My fave pickup line as a gay man... Hey, are you a vital organ? Because I don't think I can live without you inside of me."

"NORTH CAROLINA:We believe in family values. ME:Like Disney movies? NC:Exactly. ME:Like Mulan, where a cross dresser saves China? NC:..."

"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could say ""hello"" from the other side."

"If I ever run into Captian Crunch, I'm gonna punch him in the roof of his mouth."

"What's the most evil thing a human being can do?"