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Joke of the Day
"I would like to congratulate Amy Winehouse on almost 4 years of sobriety."
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"in high school i dated a girl that pronounced the L in Salmon. last i heard of her she was doing meth"
"When you call home on a holiday and get passed around, it's worse than being included on a group text."
"If I were a trumpet player I would constantly borrow other people's trumpets. I'd hate to toot my own horn"
"The worst thing about that guy who posts non-stop gym updates is that all that exercise is gonna make him live longer."
"Bad jokes are hereditary They pun in the family."
"The new British PM has been spotted performing necromantic rituals over Margaret Thatcher's grave... She May be planning Theresa corpse."
"What did the car said to the valet? I've been through a lot."
"Molestation is no laughing matter. For most, its a very touchy subject."
"Why do they call it a Wonderbra? Because you take it off and wonder where their tits went."