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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a feminist and a knife? The knife has a point"
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"Whenever I leave a fancy restaurant I tell the people coming in ""I recommend the squirrel""."
"Every time I make a poop joke, Dorothy Parker rolls in her grave. I should probably stop pooping there."
"A corpse walks into a bar... And asks the bartender for a lemonade. ""Of course!"" says the bartender, ""I've never seen a stiff drink!"" Courtesy of the video game Fable 3."
"What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff? Ford was my best friend."
"Your mama so stupid that..... Your mama so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground and missed"
"Did you hear about the tourist who visited France? He went to Paris and saw an Eiffel"
"How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist"
"What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it? Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees."
"Santa goes to... Santa goes to your house, goes down your chimney, and watches you while you're asleep... And everyone adores him... I do it one time..."