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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff? Ford was my best friend."
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"Someone called my shirt gay today... True. It just came out of the closet today."
"If you're dying, and have recently lost your car keys, take the opportunity, as your life flashes before your eyes, to try to spot them!"
"Golden words by a wise man:""If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel..."""
"The white girls were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of Ugg boots danced in their heads."
"Why did the turtle cross the road? ...to get to the Shell station."
"I went to a wedding. The bride had something old, something new something borrowed...and the groom had something blew."
"What did the bartender ask Charles Dickens when he ordered a martini? Olive or Twist."
"I like my women like I like my beef Slaughtered and then wrapped in plastic with an expiration date stamped on"
"Time flies like an arrow.. Fruit flies like a banana."