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Joke of the Day

"What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it? Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees."

"They're only 1 letter apart, but the difference between grapejuice & rapejuice is significant."

"Dyslexic devil worshipper Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who soul his sold to santa?"

"Did you hear about the new Home for Paraplegic Women I hear the place is crawlin with broads"

"What do you call a semi-professional proctologist? Someone doing a half-assed job."

"Why is it called a wonderbra? Because when its opened you wonder where are the boobs"

"ME: *fumbling with bra* sorry im usually good at this HER: its...fine ME: *successfully gets bra off* there we go, now you take off yours"

"Why was the Icelandic football player called into his manager's office? He had a cavity."

"Why was Beethoven making a lot of money? His property was Fur Elise"

"So an Irishman walks out of a bar That's it."