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Joke of the Day
"How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist"
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"I like to play with words But there are only so many things you can do with a dictionary."
"Why was the man hanging out in the market all day? I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar"
"[interview] Okay, don't let him know ur a vampire. ""What kind of person do u see when u look in the mirror?"" OH COME ON"
"If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard how many hours would it take three pigs? None because the six pigs have already eaten them all."
"Wanna know the best joke ever? Read the top comments...."
"(accidentally invented when heard words out of context) What kind of food did Hitler eat? Notseafood"
"I had a one-night-stand with a Bernie supporter. I know because I can feel the bern."
"Instead of racism or misogyny, why not hate the people who wear pyjamas and slippers to the airport?"
"I have an addiction to cheddar... But it's only mild"