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Joke of the Day
"It's not premarital sex If you never get married"
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"A joke a statistics prof once told me... The average American has one testicle and one ovary."
"If hillary wins, trump supporters can at least take solice in 1 fact. Bill clinton is going to be the first lady."
"Knock knock Who's there? Owls . . . Owls who? Yes they do"
"What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire? Udder destruction!"
"How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change? Nyet long. He's always Russian."
"Did anyone hear about the Grizzly who was sick of giving birth to naked cubs? She could barely bear to bear bare bare bears."
"Rock Joke... A rock asked a girl to be his girlfriend. The girl said ""Wow, I'm flattened!"" (Geddit? XD)"
"what is the stupidest animal in the jungle? the polar bear"
"Someone broke into my house last night... They took all my soap, shampoo, deodorant and toothpaste. They made a clean getaway."