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Joke of the Day

"What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell."

"What's the difference between golf and sky-diving? In golf, it's ""*whack*... Fuck!"" And in sky-diving, it's ""Fuck!... *whack*""."

"I just spent ten minutes waving back to a guy in a storefront window before I realized he was just cleaning the glass."

"We're out of duct tape, craft glue, and frozen orange juice because I made a sandwich while I was drunk last night."

"Anyone remember the Boxer rebellion? Thank god it was only for a brief moment."

"5 Strategies to stop arguing whit your Women 1. Admit she is right 2. Admit she is right 3. admit she is right 4. admit she is right 5. run for your life"

"Birds can be dangerous. Do you know what's the primary risk that woodpeckers pose to women? Splinters."

"Paris joke (fair warning) Looks like America isn't the only ones who like their french fried. #fuckcommies #fuckterrorism #gofrance #goamerica #laughtoeasethepain"

"What' is a pirate's least favourite letter? Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ..."

"How can you spot a Canadian They're the ones that say ""Thank You"" to the ATM"