71100

Joke of the Day

"Birds can be dangerous. Do you know what's the primary risk that woodpeckers pose to women? Splinters."

"What's the difference between Trump and Dave Who the hell is Trump?"

"Life is not like a box of chocolates. It's more like not being allowed to leave the table until you finish your brussels sprouts."

"I don't understand why the Catholic Church is so against gay pride After all, their central figure was nailed by four Roman guys."

"I wanted to be a tailor. But I didn't suit the job."

"What's your favorite stereotype? Mine is the boom box."

"Why do white girls only travel in packs of 3's? Because omg they can't even."

"What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don't know I wasn't invited !"

"It's hard to be Japanese. You know why? It's because I'm Chinese."

"Why are steak puns so rare? Because they are never well done."