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"When does a van become a can? when it travels at the speed of light, i.e v=c.."
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"Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years."
"At my age, a new driver's license doesn't have an Expires On date. It has a Renew If You Haven't Expired On date."
"Those ""Speed Enforced by Aircraft"" signs don't understand how eager I am to get pulled over by an F-16."
"Hagrid is so fat The Sorting Hat put him in the Waffle House"
"Why is it that when kids touch themselves, it's ""perfectly natural""... but when I do it, I'm a ""pedophile""?"
"Supposedly Adam Ant has been trying to impress Robert Plant for years... ...everyone knows Adam Ant doesn't move Robert Plant, but he's got high hopes."
"Why did the USSR have such a bad air force? They kept Stalin."
"Women- God's version of a Rubik's cube."