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Joke of the Day

"Why is it that when kids touch themselves, it's ""perfectly natural""... but when I do it, I'm a ""pedophile""?"

"Riding a motorcycle is like having sex without a condom. It does feel great at the time, but if you make a mistake it's really really bad."

"What does Elvis say when he gets an infection that standard antibiotics can't treat? MRSA!"

"A woman walks up to a guy in blue swimming trunks and says, ""Your eyes match your swim trunks!"" He says, ""Why? Are my eyes bulging?"""

"HEY OSAMA I FOUND YOUR 72 VIRGINS THEY ARE ALL ON MY TIMELINE TALKING ABOUT STAR WARS"

"What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common? ... Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer."

"I wish young people would stop idealising future dystopias and start enjoying the one they're in."

"Why shouldn't you drink at a math party? Because you shouldn't drink and derive."

"nicole kidman please name your next child Teendude"

"What's the difference between hard and light? You can sleep with a light on."