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Joke of the Day
"Why did the USSR have such a bad air force? They kept Stalin."
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"A joke I made up in middle school Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Because Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!"
"Adopt a Highway ""When do you think it is a safe age to tell a highway it's been adopted?"""
"Waking up alone with morning wood is one of the hardest things in life. [NSFW]"
"Best African soccer team EVER! the French National team..."
"""conference"" comes from the Latin ""con"" meaning ""together with"" and ""ference"" meaning ""the worst people on earth"""
"A science major says ""What's it made of?"" An engineering major says ""How is it made?"" An arts major says... ""Would you like fries with that?"""
"My Swedish girlfriend broke up with me Now, I'm just somebody that she used to blow."
"The story of soy milk Don't you guys think soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?"
"Why didn't the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time? Because he was too slow."