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Joke of the Day

"Women- God's version of a Rubik's cube."

"The teacher asked the class if everyone got the syllabus. Jimmy raised his hand and said, ""No, I took the boring short bus to school."""

"Women always had all the power over me on first dates, especially when they had googly eyes on their chest."

"I bought my cat a box of wine... The selfish rascal only wanted to play with the box! Also, it turns out I have a serious drinking problem and no cat."

"Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!"

"You know the punchline before you're ever told the joke. What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?"

"What is a Muslims favourite video game? Goat simulator"

"You know what is the most hated letter in alphabet? U. Fuck U."

"Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills."

"What do you call a river that's an actor? Russell Flow"