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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between US Politics and WWE? one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling."

"The more we ban gluten, the black market demand for it skyrockets and the Mexican gluten cartels make a killing."

"Dude walks into a bar ...and drops dead from oxygen deprivation. It's a Mars bar."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away If you have aim, an apple a week may also work."

"Why do lesbians like radishes? Because they like to get their daikon."

"Would a cosplay of the Hunchback of Notre Dame be called... ... a quasi-Quasimodo?"

"look son... rome wasnt built in Ade!! rome was built in I-TA-LY. do u even kno where Ade is?! A-FRI-CA. AFRICA. how r u goimg to pass school"

"How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant? Dress her as a choirboy"

"[god creating an pigeon] what if i gave this piece of shit wings"

"I had a can of beer last night and on the side it said ""Best Drunk Before August, 2012. I've just e-mailed them thanking them for that prestigious award which, of course I graciously accept...."