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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between US Politics and WWE? one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling."

"What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him? I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit"

"It's raining, It's pouring... I really should be snoring. I cleared my head with sudafed I won't get to sleep until morning. (I know, I know, it's not really a joke because it's true)"

"How do you make a dog drink? You put it in a blender."

"How did Aladdin die? Carpet bombing."

"""Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.' 'Is it common?' I asked. ""It's not unusual"", he replied."

"What do religion and a penis have in common? Wave it in someone's face and they'll get mad!"

"Why do french tanks have rear view mirrors? To see the battle."

"Interviewer: ""What did you like best about your last job?"" Me: ""Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."""

"what do computers & old testament gods have in common Lots of rules and no mercy"