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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than a girl falling asleep during sex? A girl waking up during sex."
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"If someone is spitting behind you, it means you're in front."
"What did the bassist say when he played too high? I'm in treble now"
"I used to steal jokes.... ....I still do. But I used to too."
"What do Michelle Obama and the lead singer of The Police have in common? They're both similar to insects! (FLOTUS like a butterfly, Sting like a bee)"
"My girlfriend was on her. So I put it in her:"
"I am suffering from Tinnitus Feminale... ... Everytime a women moves her lips, I hear a loud ringing."
"From my dad: What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette? Your camera."
"I need to print some my Facebook friends' status updates on toilet paper so I can wipe my bum with them."
"what's the difference between an irish wedding and an irish funeral? one guest"