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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who lost his shovel? His name was Douglas"
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"What was the bear protesting? his right to human arms"
"What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs? Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas."
"Christmas lights remind me of some people I know. They all hang out together, half the fuckers don't work, and the ones that do aren't that bright!!!!"
"If they had a 4chan game... It'd always be in beta."
"Bernie Sanders only has one night stands It's totally not his choice, but women tend not to call back once they still Feel The Bern the next morning."
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off ;)"
"Yo. Real shit. Just bcause you went and got your logo printed on some t-shirts, that does NOT mean you have a clothing company. U got shirts"
"You know who else doesn't leave another man's girlfriend alone? Mosquitos"
"Will reddit let me get by with this one? What do the WWE and CNN have in common? They're both fake, but sometimes people still get hurt."