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Joke of the Day

"Why was Hitler diagnosed with blindness? Because he could nazi anyone."

"5 years ago today I asked the girl of my dreams to go out with me. Today, I asked her to get married... She said no both times. ;("

"How much does a dragon weigh? Wonton"

"Q: Where do baby cows go to eat lunch? A: At the calf-eteria."

"The Police come right away when you tell em your baby is locked in the car... They don't however think it's cute to call your phone baby.."

"Why is mustard gas so dangerous? Because it was used in World War One to kill people."

"You know what amazes me? A maze."

"I used to have black friends until my dad sold them :("

"Recent studies have shown that people who have hands larger than their face is a sign of intelligence. Wait, crap, I need to be there in person for this to work."

"why can't coffee conduct electricity? because it is grounded"