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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare."
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"If I was a police sketch artist I wouldn't listen to the victim. I'd draw a majestic gay dragon then flip it over and be all, ""Is this him."""
"What does a baby computer call his father? Data."
"*gets called abnormal* *checks for normal abs*"
"Time traveller: I'm from the future Me: prove it *he pulls out next weeks newspaper* Me: nice try, they've already invented newspapers"
"If you don't like the way women drive... ...then get off the sidewalk."
"Constantly saying ""I don't care about sports"" is a form of caring about sports"
"Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms? GerMany"
"I like it soft and warm. Uh huh. Yea girl, go ahead and throw that figgy pudding in the microwave for a bit."
"Where did bob go during the explosion? ...everywhere......."