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Joke of the Day

"Katy Perry says that god spoke to her before the Super Bowl and said ""you got this,"" so it's safe to say that god has crappy taste in music."

"I love how coffee tricks me into believing I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes"

"R niggers 2 gay 4 u? How many jews can you fit in a volswagnon? 2 in the front,2 in the bak, and none in the ashtray because the holocaust didn't happen,"

"What happened when five fat French men got in the lifeboat? Cinq."

"So, two yogurts walk into a bar The bar tender says ""hey, what do you think you're doing? We don't serve you here!"" And the Yogurts respond ""Why? We're two cultured individuals."""

"Jesus could walk on water But Stephen Hawking runs on batteries"

"I've discovered I own five umbrellas, if anyone wants to stage a musical number."

"What language does a Jewish homosexual speak? Heblew"

"Please end the Jew jokes. I had a relative that died in a concentration camp. Poor bastard fell right out of the guard tower."

"How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context? *Why* would you like fries with that?"