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Joke of the Day

"Please end the Jew jokes. I had a relative that died in a concentration camp. Poor bastard fell right out of the guard tower."

"I still not comfortable with how we spell coffee."

"Did you know that the Shitzu and Bulldog breeds can never crossbreed ever? Just kidding, that's bullshit."

"I was in a job interview. ""What is your biggest strength?"" ""I am always on time."" ""And your biggest weakness?"" ""I get annoyed when my dealer is late."""

"Why did Jesus lose his Halo? Nobody wanted to play on his team any longer after he had a 0 and 2 kill/death ratio and it took him 3 days to respawn."

"Why don't you eat a girl out first thing in the morning? Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"I like my diamonds like I like my steak. Bloody"

"You may like your coffee free, but I like mine like I like my women Hot, brown and sweet......and without a penis..."

"What do you call a basin full of denim? A gene pool!"

"I like to yawn in front of people so they yawn and then I can say ""You're tired I should go."""