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Joke of the Day
"I grew up in a town made from wool It was a real close-knit community."
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"""Opps"" is my favorite typo because it suggests the thrill of a secret counterinsurgency."
"Where do we keep our thoughts detained? In brain cells!"
"My wife's so ungrateful The other day I gave her a massive orgasm, and she just spit it out."
"What is Tumblr's favourite branch of maths? Trigger-nometry... I'll see myself out."
"How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is? By how many slaves he has."
"I'm invincible. I can not be Vinced"
"I wasn't going to follow you but that bible verse in your bio totally changed my mind."
"Once there was a man who never left his home. .......Don't get it? . Well, it *is* an **inside joke.**"
"Adam and Eve are in the Garden of Eden... and they decide to bathe in the river. God shows up and sees Eve washing her vagina and shouts, ""No! Now all of the fish are going to smell like that!"""