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Joke of the Day

"i don't do crossfit, i cross ""fit"" off my list of goals. way easier."

"When Miley Cyrus licks a sledgehammer naked, it's art. When I do it, I'm drunk and told to leave Home Depot."

"What did the magazine say to the comic book? Boy, do we have issues!"

"What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !"

"Why did the old lady fall into the well? She didn't see that well"

"[court] ME: Between 10 & 11 p.m. I was having sex JUDGE: Who are you? You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record"

"Modern day Paul Revere still warns about enemy incursions. But now it's one if by LAN, two if by wifi."

"mike hawk is huge !!!"

"Saying the Punchline After the Setup What's the key to a good joke?"

"Books all over the floor..... but I have only my shelf to blame."