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Joke of the Day

"There are ten types of people in this world Those who understand binary and.. wait, shit"

"How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren? Just the First Order."

"My friend used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything."

"Me: Mum was I adopted? Mum: Yes, but they gave you back"

"I live in fear of my kids going outside when it's raining, because they could get wet and multiply."

"What did the FLAC say? I'm an audiophile"

"What's brown and smells funny? Clown Poo"

"Today, I woke up an optimist. He punched me in the face."

"I was with my friends when.. One of them asked the other if he was a virgin. He replied ""No, I came out mom's vagina."" I honestly don't know how to feel about this."

"Dear Fox News, So far, no news about foxes. Sincerely, Unimpressed"