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Joke of the Day
"There are ten types of people in this world Those who understand binary and.. wait, shit"
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"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny."
"I know one person who thinks he's an owl. Who? Now I know two."
"Did you hear a macaroni penguin is running against Trump? He's leading in the poles."
"What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls? Sparky"
"Did you hear about the professor that got in a horrible wreck? He was grading papers on a curve."
"I'm the designated driver so it's mini bottles in the restroom for me"
"I don't think we should call them ""bills."" Because Bill is a man's name and bills are fee mail."
"What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies? He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts."
"Judge: I sentence you to life in prison Defendant: NOOOO MY ONLINE PRESENCE"