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Joke of the Day

"""There can only be one!"" -Arab eyebrows"

"What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich? A Luncheon!"

"Did you hear about the six month old Ethiopian child? He was having a mid life crisis"

"What sound does a gay magician make when it disappears? Poof"

"An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scotsman get a genetic test He was surprised by the results."

"I want that ""Damn you are still together?"" Relationship!"

"What is a stuttering ballerinas favourite day of the week Tu-Tu Tuesday"

"After I changed sex, my daughter has been ignoring me.. It seems like I'm transparent"

"A blonde in labor walked into a pizza shop because the the delivery was free."

"People say I'm a mean person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a sweet girl In a jar on my desk."