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Joke of the Day
"I like my jokes how I like my babies. Stolen and beaten to death."
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"I wanted to roll a joint but i didn't have any paper. Lucky that i still had my iphone.."
"What do you call the ghost of a detective? An inspectre."
"What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient? There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!"
"I saved a bunch of money on car insurance By switching to reverse and fleeing the scene"
"""BRING ME THE FOETUS' OF 3 CHICKENS"" *Maniacal stare* ""Listen dude, its called an omelette,a 3 egg omelette"" ""AND THE BLOOD OF 4 ORANGES"""
"I had to steal this one... The best thing about 9/11 was my house climbed 2 spots in the world's tallest building ranks."
"My wife and I are into S&M She sleeps and I masturbate :("
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass."
"A liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walk into a bar... the bartender says 'hey, Mitt.'"