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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the ghost of a detective? An inspectre."

"Stevie Wonder got divorced several weeks back. Wonder if he's seeing anyone yet?"

"If Trump replaces Obama in the white house, then we can all say... Orange is the new Black. Thanks, ~~I'll see myself out.~~ Apparently, I don't need to."

"NYC parks department on naked Trump statue: ""NYC Parks stands firmly against any unpermitted erection in city parks, no matter how small."""

"ok i'll bite.. what is Britain"

"""Jesus loves you."" A nice gesture in church. A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison."

"How do you beat the Islanders? Give 'em a 3 goal lead"

"My girlfriend had a heart to heart conversation with me today. She said she wanted some time and distance. Cool! She must really want to calculate velocity"

"I was listening to my wife argue with our 5 y/o. I didn't want to tell her he was right so karate chopped the TV to create a diversion."

"At midnight in the graveyard You can come across a grave with the name Billy McCrackin. If you go to the grave just after midnight and say ""Billy, What are you doing?"" He will say Nuthin'"