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Joke of the Day

"What is the Great Saiyaman's favorite Adam Sandler movie? You Don't Mess with the Gohan"

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"I named my son Kidding Me so whenever people say ""Are you kidding me"" he has to say yes. This is a bad joke thanks for your time"
"I'm going to name my first kid Authorized Personnel so they can go wherever they want in life."
"How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, but it's not five, because my basement is still dark."
"(Here's a Pick up line) ... You should sell hot dogs ! Because you know how to make a wiener stand!"
"Once you learn about confirmation bias... ...you start seeing it everywhere!"
"One day a guy named Matt banged a waitress and nine months later a mattress was born haha just messin around on this website."
"What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess? Arrrrrrr-wen"
"Beach people are fickle. One minute you're the loser with a bucket of cold fries and the next they're terrified of the Lord of Seagulls."