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Joke of the Day

"(Here's a Pick up line) ... You should sell hot dogs ! Because you know how to make a wiener stand!"

"Whats BNAG? Its bang out of order!"

"Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper? A. Yes if you wrap an iron in it."

"I try not to criticize those who practice incest After all, it's all relative."

"Dudes that only Retweet chicks: Your mom just called. Down to the basement. Come upstairs. Your dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets are ready."

"If McDonalds sold hot dogs would you be able to (w/ a straight face) order a McWeiner and tell them to supersize it?"

"if you can't handle me at my worst is there another preferably more affordable therapist you can refer me to"

"My daughter did a cart wheel and slammed her head right into the coffee table. That's all the DNA test I need."

"My normally calm bull got angry today. It certainly was a red flag."

"Steve Irwin lived as he died With animals firmly in his heart"