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Joke of the Day
"Clint Eastwood says we're the ""pussy generation."" Potty mouth."
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"Did you hear that the World Hokey Pokey Champion has died? At the undertakers, they were putting him into the coffin. They got his left leg in. That's when the trouble started..."
"Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself."
"Why have all the immigrants left? They had no rights."
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"I've come a long way since attaching a big jet propeller to my sperm duct"
"My girlfriend and I are celebrating our anniversary tonight by breaking up six years ago."