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Joke of the Day
"What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star."
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"A cave man walks into a bar... ""Hey, Joe, has any one invented booze yet?"""
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"""Darling, can I go out in this dress?"" ""Yes dear, it's already dark out."" ""Darling, can I go out in this dress?"" ""Yes dear, it's already dark out."""
"Is your refrigerator running? Because I might vote for it."
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