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Joke of the Day
"How much coke did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men."
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"A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum... The doctors described his condition as stable."
"[Bad joke] The other day my sister asked me what the difference between cellular division and a sock is To which I replied 'Nothing, they both involve mitosis'"
"The S7's are exploding as much as Muslims in the middle east."
"What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open? Ten-ish"
"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last long for fat people"
"""It's very expensive."" - Chipotle employee ""Look, I got money to spend in here."" - Julia Roberts Pretty Woman 2: Guacamole Costs Extra"
"I held a meeting for people who can't ejaculate But nobody came."
"Best pickup line that should not fail. Guy: Wanna have great sex. Girl: No. Guy: Great, let's go then."
"there's something my mother never realized the irony of calling me a son-of-a-bitch."