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Joke of the Day
"Is it offensive to refer to Egyptians as ""mummies""?"
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"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels."
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"What tense do Italians speak in? Pasta continuous."
"What do a call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank? A Small, Medium, at Large"
"If I was Snow White you'd never be able to kill me with an apple...you'd have to poison an eclair or something..."
"My ex-wife accused me of being a crossdresser... So I packed her things and left"
"In the UK we celebrate Thanksgiving as the day we managed to ship all our paranoid religious fundamentalists off to another continent."