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Joke of the Day
"Is it offensive to refer to Egyptians as ""mummies""?"
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"April Fools' Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are."
"Just made jerk off motions at a group of construction guys. They just stood there staring at each other like ""now what?""...all talk eh boys?"
"Sorry about the concussion Steve but it wouldn't be called a ""trust fall"" if it worked every time."
"My girlfriend told me stop singing wonderwall. I said maaaaybe...."
"This lady went to ISIS to convince her son who joined them to come back home She will beheading home soon"
"Helium walks into a bar, the bartender says ""we don't serve noble gasses here""... helium doesn't react."
"Why do dogs lick themselves? Because they can!"
"What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach? Vladimir Poopin"
"I had to do a problem involving air resistance for my physics homework this week. It was a huge drag."