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Joke of the Day
"Is your refrigerator running? Because I might vote for it."
Next Joke
"Just ate my toothbrush to clean those hard-to-reach places."
"How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ? They both have ornamental balls."
"My wife said I could cum in the other hole tonight. But for some reason she got angry when she saw me lying in bed with her friend."
"When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces."
"So the doctor tells me I have Cancer.... I said, ""That's nonsense, I'm a Gemini."""
"LPT: If you're trying to get over a crush just imagine them taking the wettest dump ever. Unless, of course, you're into that kind of shit."
"A baby whale asks his father, ""Dad, where did I come from?"" The father replies, ""Well, I put my semen into your mother's vagina, and then you were born!"" ""Thanks, dad."" ""You're whalecum."""
"Your mama is so ugly that... when she has sexual relations with an animal, it's not beastiality, it's animal cruelty."
"Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in the way that they are looking forward to it."