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Joke of the Day
"What is a mattress' favorite season? Spring."
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"What do all Amish girls want? Two Mennonite"
"Two muffins are in an oven The first one turns to the other and says: ""It sure is getting hot in here"". To which the second muffin replies: ""Holy Crap! A talking muffin!"""
"romeo tells juliet she's fat"
"Chicks love guys with tattoos cuz it means they're willing to commit to something stupid for the rest of their lives..."
"Why does Father Time wear bandages? Because day breaks and night falls."
"What is Donald Trumps favorite album? The Wall"
"If an illegal immigrant got into a fight with a pedophile Would it be called Alien vs Predator? Edit:I honestly was unaware that this joke had been done before. Not a big robot chicken fan. My bad"
"It doesn't matter if I go to church or the gym as long as I can act superior later, right?"
"A little african girl... asks her daddy: ""Daddy can I play with your dick?"" ""- Yes but don't go too far"""